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The worst date i have ever had (Sydney)

Posted on: Monday, 07 April, 2014  20:18
Updated On: Monday, 07 April, 2014  22:18
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ok i have a confession .
i had the worst date ever but it all started nicely .
i asked this lovely girl out for dinner and she said " ok come pick me up at 7pm tonight .
so i went back home and i cleaned up the place and decided that i would be mr romantic and placed candles around the room .

i got dress and had to leave to pick her up.

i then arrived at her house n rang the bell 5 sec later she open the door looking soo stunning.

i asked her whats her favorite food and she reply with Indian food.

so i took her to this great Indian place near my house ..

we had a great dinner and the butter chicken was the best.

after dinner we headed back to mine when we reached the front door i told her to wait outside as i am going to set the mood
so i ran in and lit up all the candles put berry white into the CD player and turned on the fire place ..
dim the lights and now i was ready for her to come in ..

she walked in and was so delighted ..

she looked at me and said you did all this for me ?

i said "yes only the best for my lady we then kissed and made our way to the bed .
we kiss and kiss .
i then slowly made my way down to eat her nice pussy ..
i was eating with a passion until she farted on me!

i was shocked

i full felt wind on my chin and the smell was putrid .

She just giggled and said sorry it must of been the butter chicken..

i looked around the room to notice that she even blow out all the candles .

thats how strong the fart was and im not joking.

i told her to get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

from that day on i do not go down on girls any more..

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